Free bad advice

“Hi, do you think I should wear my blue hat with the bobble or the mustard coloured knitted number?”

“I really like them both but It depends what print you have on your shirt, sometimes it can clash with the stripy socks you like to wear.”

“Do you not like my socks today?”

“I love your socks, I didn’t think we were discussing your socks, I thought we were discussing your hat choice?”

“Yes, but you mentioned my socks, so I thought you were making some kind of point about them relative to my hat?”

“I think they all look great together. Do you need any more fashion advice today?”

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Chris Tosic