Astrology with Jo Mama

Astrology with Jo Mama

"Big shout going to all my star gazing pals. Hope everything is good in your hood. I'm going to kick off my look at the fire sign of Sagittarius with a quote from the one and only Billy Connolly:

'Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.' Believe me when I say, everyone born between November 23rd and December 21st would just have to put a tea cozy on their head. It's just the kind of guys they are. Sagittarians are all confident, extrovert and pleasantly bonkers. Sexy Sagittarian women like; Vanessa Paradis. Kim Basinger, and Scarlet Johansson are all rather flirty and they enjoy the thrill of the chase They are always searching for wisdom. They like to travel and take risks. Sagittarians are popular and funny people. Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Bette Midler, Miranda Hart, Miley Cyrus, Samuel L. Jackson, Ozzy Ozbourne, and Dick van Dyke are all Sagittarians and were all born to entertain a crowd. The Sagittarian singer, Frank "Ol Blue Eyes" Sinatra once had a big hit with a song about an ant trying to move a rubber tree plant. The ant had high hopes ("He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes" explained Frank) and his veritable army of fans agreed with him. This Sagittarian sense of belief in one's self explains why the Sagittarian Winston Churchill took on Adolf "Taurus with a Capricorn moon" Hitler. Sagittarian Bruce Lee was famous for his moves. Sagittarius rules the hips and thighs because they are the body parts involved in movement, and the archer is the great explorer. They are competitive and crave adventure the fact they are ruled by Jupiter, which means they always land on their feet. We're lucky to have so many Sagittarians in the world. If you are lucky enough to be a Sagittarian yourself remember that your lucky numbers are; 3, 7, 9, 12, 21 and that your lucky days are; Thursday, Wednesday, and Fridays. My only advice is: don't go changing.

See you in the stars! Love to all, Jo Mama.

Le Document — Issue Twelve

Le Document — Issue Twelve

Wendy James

Wendy James